01 · Roasts
Ghost Town Heatmap
63 commits across an entire year, and most of the heatmap is pitch black. You contributed more in one random Saturday in week 23 than in any full month before or after it.
The Solo Hermit
soloPct = 100%, 0 followers, 0 following, 0 external issues. GitHub is a social platform and you're using it as a private hard drive with a public URL.
One Language, One Dream
78% C# with ShaderLab and HLSL as sidekicks — both of which only exist because Unity made you write them. That's not breadth, that's one stack with footnotes.
Notes ≠ Code
28.8 MB of Obsidian markdown counts as your deepest repository by size. Your Imperial lecture notes repo has more content than your actual programming project. Concerning.
CI? License? .gitignore?
Zero repos with CI, zero with a license, zero with a test suite. You've got A* pathfinding in your game but couldn't find the path to a basic GitHub Actions YAML file.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
35 active days
Language distribution
- C#78%
- ShaderLab18%
- HLSL3%
- Batchfile2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
63
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Sep 2023
05 · Top repos
tstapely07 /
Cosmic-Crisis
A-Level NEA 2D shooter with procedural map generation and A* pathfinding. Typed C# game with structured architecture, meaningful systems (Delaunay triangulation, MST, A*), and graded documentation, but minimal adoption signals beyond personal portfolio.
tstapely07 /
Imperial-Computing-Notes
Personal Obsidian vault of lecture notes for Imperial Computing BEng. Well-organized module structure with 28.8 MB of content spanning multiple first-year courses, but lacks tests, CI, structured documentation beyond index, and no code—purely educational markdown notes.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 4, 2023Joined GitHub
- Jan 29, 2025Created Cosmic-Crisis
- Dec 15, 2025Created Imperial-Computing-Notes — Obsidian Vault containing all my notes while studying a Computing BEng at Imperial College London
- Apr 17, 2026Most recent push to Imperial-Computing-Notes
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.