01 · Roasts
336 Repos, 0 Stars
You've created 336 public repositories and accumulated a combined total of zero stars. That's not an portfolio, that's a confession. Even a typo-fix repo usually picks up a pity star.
Solo Artist, Population: 1
96% of your commits are solo — in 336 repos nobody else has touched. You're not building a community, you're building a bunker.
125 PRs, 0 External Stars
You opened 125 pull requests this year but somehow none of that energy translated into anyone starring your own work. Are you exclusively PRing your own repos?
The Makefile Whisperer
18% of your codebase is Makefile. Your third most-used 'language' is a build system from 1976. That's either deeply principled or deeply concerning.
Future-Dating Your Commits
gotpl-util shows a last push of 2026-04-03 and kubefeed 2026-04-25 — from a profile scraped in the present. Either you've cracked time travel or your system clock needs help.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight72B
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
294 active days
Language distribution
- Go33%
- TypeScript22%
- Makefile18%
- Shell9%
- Vue8%
- Dockerfile3%
- Other7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
19
Commits
last 12 months
423
Followers
48
Joined GitHub
Jun 2017
05 · Top repos
tylerauerbeck /
cloudnativepg-headlamp-plugin
Headlamp plugin for CloudNativePG cluster management. Typed React/TypeScript with README, tests (vitest), CI/CD pipeline, comprehensive resource abstraction, and architectural docs. New project (4 weeks old, 30 commits) delivering working dashboard UI for PostgreSQL operators.
tylerauerbeck /
kubefeed
Personal project: Nuxt-based Vue app fetching Kubernetes releases from GitHub API and serving filtered feeds via H3 endpoint. Typed TypeScript in main logic, CI automation, but no tests and minimal project scope.
tylerauerbeck /
buildkite-agent-metrics-helm
A Helm chart for deploying buildkite-agent-metrics to Kubernetes with comprehensive configuration options (CloudWatch, Prometheus, StatsD, NewRelic, StackDriver), CI automation, and clear template structure—but minimal stars, recent origin (Jan 2025), and README limited to badge.
tylerauerbeck /
gotpl-util
Minimal Docker utility image for gotpl templating with basic documentation and CI, but no meaningful code content, tests, or architectural depth beyond wrapper.
tylerauerbeck /
vind-with-cilium
Minimal quickstart configuration repo for vCluster with Cilium. Single YAML file (6 KB), created 2026-03-13, only 2 commits in 30 days. No tests, CI, or structured architecture.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 17, 2017Joined GitHub
- Feb 20, 2023Created gotpl-util — A utility image containing gotpl for easy templating
- Jan 25, 2025Created buildkite-agent-metrics-helm
- Dec 5, 2025Created kubefeed — some feeds providing information about kubernetes releases
- Mar 13, 2026Created vind-with-cilium — Quickstart for starting a Vcluster in Docker (VinD) instance with Cilium pre-deployed
- Mar 28, 2026Created cloudnativepg-headlamp-plugin — headlamp plugin for interacting with cloudnativepg components
- Apr 25, 2026Most recent push to kubefeed
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.