01 · Roasts
The Invisible Engineer
Your bio promises FastAPI, Django, and distributed systems expertise — yet every single public byte on your account is a profile README. Zero code. Zero repos. Zero stars. The badge collection is not a portfolio.
12 Commits in a Year
totalCommitsYear = 12. That's roughly one commit per month, and most of those appear to be README tweaks. The heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with only 4 dots.
langPcts: 100% Unknown
GitHub's language detector literally cannot identify a single line of code in your account. When the machine learning model gives up, that's a sign.
1 Follower, 0 PRs, 0 Issues
Zero external pull requests, zero issues filed, one follower (probably yourself on a second account). The 'community' dimension has never felt more alone.
Joined 2023, Still Warming Up
Nearly three years on GitHub, one public repo, and it's just the profile page. The distributed systems aren't going to distribute themselves.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight20F
- Depth15% weight15F
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
11 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
12
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Aug 2023
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Aug 4, 2023Joined GitHub
- Feb 18, 2025Created umangbhadja — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- May 27, 2026Most recent push to umangbhadja
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.