01 · Roasts
The Vampire of Version Control
Your bio says 'never die' yet your commit heatmap is 52 weeks of pure void. totalCommitsYear = 0. You've achieved immortality by simply not existing on GitHub.
TDD Enthusiast, Test Writer Never
The claude repo contains a full SKILL.md on test-driven development and a testing-anti-patterns.md. Zero repos have HAS_TESTS=yes. You've mastered writing about testing without ever writing a test.
4 Stars, All From an Image Folder
Your only community recognition — 4 stars — goes to logic-ly, a repo of screenshots from a browser tool with no code. Your most-starred project is a gallery of other people's UI.
Joined 2009, Still Exploring
15 years on GitHub, 9 repos, 0 followers, 0 forks received. You've had a GitHub account longer than some of your potential users have been alive.
Built 4 Games, Shipped 0
PongWars in C+Raylib, Tank Battle in React+Canvas, Hunt the Wumpus in Java — impressive range, all living in one repo with no CI, no tests, no releases. The spec.md files are doing more work than the code.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript79%
- HTML15%
- Java3%
- Python1%
- Gherkin1%
- C1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
uparix /
claude
Personal collection of Claude AI resources, workflow guidelines, and multi-language game projects (PongWars, Wumpus, Tank Battle). Typed documentation and modular project structure, but no tests, CI, or production adoption signals.
uparix /
uparix.github.io
Personal portfolio site with animated canvas particles. Minimal scope: 3 files (HTML, JS, CSS), barebones README, no tests or CI. Created April 2026, 12 commits in ~1 day with untyped JavaScript.
uparix /
logic-ly
Educational repository showcasing logic.ly circuit diagrams from a textbook with minimal substance—4 stars, no code, 25 commits over 30 days, README with only image references and external tool links.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 15, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jun 26, 2020Created logic-ly — logic.ly projects
- Mar 12, 2026Created claude — Claude AI related stuff
- Apr 3, 2026Created uparix.github.io — Uparix Gitlab Pages Repository
- Apr 19, 2026Most recent push to claude
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.