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uparix

Andreas Neuenschwander

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Vampire of Version Control

Your bio says 'never die' yet your commit heatmap is 52 weeks of pure void. totalCommitsYear = 0. You've achieved immortality by simply not existing on GitHub.

TDD Enthusiast, Test Writer Never

The claude repo contains a full SKILL.md on test-driven development and a testing-anti-patterns.md. Zero repos have HAS_TESTS=yes. You've mastered writing about testing without ever writing a test.

4 Stars, All From an Image Folder

Your only community recognition — 4 stars — goes to logic-ly, a repo of screenshots from a browser tool with no code. Your most-starred project is a gallery of other people's UI.

Joined 2009, Still Exploring

15 years on GitHub, 9 repos, 0 followers, 0 forks received. You've had a GitHub account longer than some of your potential users have been alive.

Built 4 Games, Shipped 0

PongWars in C+Raylib, Tank Battle in React+Canvas, Hunt the Wumpus in Java — impressive range, all living in one repo with no CI, no tests, no releases. The spec.md files are doing more work than the code.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    25F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    36F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    5F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • JavaScript79%
  • HTML15%
  • Java3%
  • Python1%
  • Gherkin1%
  • C1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

7

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

0

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 15, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jun 26, 2020
    Created logic-ly — logic.ly projects
  3. Mar 12, 2026
    Created claude — Claude AI related stuff
  4. Apr 3, 2026
    Created uparix.github.io — Uparix Gitlab Pages Repository
  5. Apr 19, 2026
    Most recent push to claude

07 · Compare

github.com/
uparix · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total38.0
Top-end curve+0.8
Final overall38.7

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
uparix · 38.7/100 — Rate My GitHub