01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Is a Desert
52 weeks. 7 days each. 364 opportunities to commit something — anything. The count stands at a perfect, pristine 0. Your GitHub contribution graph is just a void staring back at you.
Speed-Running Abandonment
useful-actions was created AND last pushed on 2025-03-13 within a 23-second window. That's not a project, that's a save file you immediately deleted.
A Decade of Loyalty to import2solr
You created import2solr in 2015 and haven't touched it since the same second you pushed. Ten years of faithful neglect. It's practically a heritage site at this point.
90% Graveyard Ratio
9 out of 10 of your repos haven't been pushed in over 2 years. The staleRepoRatio of 0.9 is less a metric and more a eulogy for your GitHub career.
Zero Stars Across the Board
Three repos scored. Combined stars: 0. Combined forks: 0. The internet has collectively agreed, with great consistency, to leave your work undiscovered.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight17F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Java87%
- Python13%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
27
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
utkuyaman /
csv_pile_2_xlsx
Bare utility script to convert CSV folders to XLSX with separate sheets. No docs, no tests, minimal one-time dump with 2 commits in a single day.
utkuyaman /
import2solr
Empty scaffold project from 2015 with minimal README, no code samples visible, zero adoption. Appears abandoned on day of creation with single commit and no architecture or documentation.
utkuyaman /
useful-actions
Empty scaffold repo with only a bare README title and no implementation. Created and pushed same day with 1 commit. No meaningful content, tests, CI, structure, or documentation beyond the filename.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 23, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 7, 2015Created import2solr — importing mechanism from different sources to solr
- Feb 26, 2016Created csv_pile_2_xlsx — convert a folder full of csv to xlsx file with seperate sheets
- Mar 13, 2025Created useful-actions
- Mar 13, 2025Most recent push to useful-actions
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.