01 · Roasts
The RSS Multiverse
You have FOUR nearly identical news-feed repos (notion-news-feed, notion-news-feed-gfv, gfv-news-feed, defense-tech-news-feed) doing the same Google News RSS → static HTML trick. That's not a portfolio, that's a copy-paste empire.
37 Weeks of Ghost Mode
Your heatmap is completely dark for the first 37 weeks of the year, then suddenly maxes out at level 4 every single day. 1,732 commits in ~3 months is impressive, but GitHub history isn't a speedrun — where were you before April?
The Placeholder Crime
open-invest-mcp: 0 files, 0 KB, 0 commits, created 90 seconds before open-investor-mcp. You literally forgot to delete your typo repo and left it in public view for the world to judge.
Solo Act, All Stages
soloPct = 100%, followers = 0, PRs = 0, issues = 0. You've written 1,732 commits this year and have had exactly zero interactions with another human on GitHub. The internet doesn't know you exist.
80% HTML, Somehow
Your language breakdown is 80% HTML, 19% Python — but the HTML is auto-generated feed output, not hand-crafted markup. You're a Python dev whose repo stats make you look like a web designer from 2004.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
93 active days
Language distribution
- HTML80%
- Python19%
- PLpgSQL1%
- Shell0%
- Dockerfile0%
- Makefile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
1,732
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jul 2025
05 · Top repos
uzlez /
fullhouse-engine
Fullhouse is a production-grade No-Limit Hold'em poker engine with sandbox, Swiss tournament system, and live demo UI. Ships with tests, CI-grade validation, typed game logic, and supports £4k real-world hackathon competition 1-5 June 2026.
uzlez /
gfv-news-feed
Personal news aggregator for Green Flag Ventures using Google News RSS. Fetches articles into JSON, generates static HTML with keyword filtering. Automated daily via GitHub Actions CI, but lacks README, tests, license, and type hints.
uzlez /
open-investor-mcp
A fresh MCP server wrapping 5 free financial APIs (SEC EDGAR, news RSS, FRED, Reddit, HN) into Claude tools. Well-structured, typed Python with async patterns and clean module boundaries. Created 2026-05-11, single commit burst within hours; no tests run/CI yet.
uzlez /
notion-news-feed-gfv
Personal automation tool: GitHub Pages + GitHub Actions feed aggregator for a venture capital partner, with minimal codebase (1.7 MB HTML/JSON) and no external adoption or tests.
uzlez /
Defense-tech-news-feed
Python news scraper fetching defense tech news via Google News RSS, with deduplication, relevance scoring, and static HTML generation. Untyped, minimal docs, but functional and architecturally sound for a scrapers use case.
uzlez /
notion-news-feed
Early-stage HTML project with minimal documentation (README is title-only), no tests, no license, and no typed code. 30 commits over ~3 months show active work but lack architectural substance.
uzlez /
open-invest-mcp
Empty scaffold with no files, no README, no documentation, and zero commits since creation. Created and pushed on 2026-05-11 with no substantive content.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 20, 2025Joined GitHub
- Feb 8, 2026Created notion-news-feed
- Feb 15, 2026Created Defense-tech-news-feed
- Feb 23, 2026Created gfv-news-feed — GFV / Green Flag Ventures news aggregator for Notion
- Feb 23, 2026Created notion-news-feed-gfv
- Apr 2, 2026Created fullhouse-engine — NLHE poker bot engine with sandbox, Swiss tournament system, and live demo UI.
- May 11, 2026Created open-investor-mcp
- May 11, 2026Created open-invest-mcp — A free MCP server giving Claude access to SEC EDGAR, financial news, FRED macro data, Reddit, and Hacker News.
- May 16, 2026Most recent push to Defense-tech-news-feed
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.