01 · Roasts
The Absent Landlord
As a Software Development Manager at Amazon Linux, you presumably review code daily — yet your own GitHub logged 26 commits in a year, spread across roughly 3 weeks. The other 49 weeks are a flat line.
Family Reunion Flagship
Your top-scoring repo is a Minecraft mod 'by and for Leon and Luka.' That's sweet. It's also your only project with a README, a license, AND typed code. The bar is on the floor and you cleared it once.
Speed-Run Submissions
Both GaTech repos were created AND last-pushed on the same day — 2025-06-13 — one of them within a 3-hour window. That's not development, that's a git push ceremony before the deadline.
Zero Stars, Zero Forks, Zero PRs
Total stars: 0. Total forks: 0. External PRs this year: 0. Issues filed: 1. You exist on GitHub the way a tree falls in an empty forest — technically, but nobody's around.
DCL in 2025??
27% of your codebase is Digital Command Language — a scripting language from the VAX/VMS era. Either you're maintaining legacy systems or you're time-traveling. Either way, it's not showing up in your recent repos.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight43D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
10 active days
Language distribution
- HTML36%
- DIGITAL Command Language27%
- Java11%
- Python9%
- JavaScript6%
- C++5%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
14
Commits
last 12 months
26
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Jan 2018
05 · Top repos
vedran-simunovic /
simunovic-mod
Educational Minecraft Forge mod (1.20.1) with custom items, armor, and food. Demonstrates solid Java/Forge patterns with structured src/main layout, typed code, and clear documentation—a well-executed learning project for three co-authors.
vedran-simunovic /
GaTech_CS6210_Project-1_qemu-kvm-resource-tuner
A Georgia Tech CS6210 course project implementing C-based vCPU scheduler and memory coordinator for QEMU-KVM using libvirt APIs. Two focused utilities with practical hypervisor resource management but minimal architectural depth and no production patterns.
vedran-simunovic /
GaTech_CS6300_Project
Georgia Tech CS6300 course project—an Android game engine (Wheel of Fortune clone) with Java, Room DB, and Android UI; created freshly 2025-06-13 with no README, no CI, minimal public presence.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 13, 2018Joined GitHub
- Jun 13, 2025Created GaTech_CS6300_Project
- Jun 13, 2025Created GaTech_CS6210_Project-1_qemu-kvm-resource-tuner — A C-based simulated VMM/hypervisor that dynamically tunes vCPU pinning and memory allocation for QEMU-KVM guests via libvirt APIs.
- Jan 1, 2026Created simunovic-mod — Following the below tutorial with the kids to create a Minecraft mod.
- Jan 11, 2026Most recent push to simunovic-mod
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.