01 · Roasts
91% Graveyard Rate
38 public repos and 35 of them haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio — that's a digital cemetery with a GitHub username on the headstone.
Zero Commits This Year
totalCommitsYear = 0. The heatmap looks busy, but the authoritative stat says you didn't ship a single public commit in the past year. The most recent 'project' was dumping unmodified Mintlify boilerplate.
The Docs Repo Is an Insult to Docs
Your most recent push is a Mintlify starter kit with zero modifications. Not a single line of original content. If this is documentation, it documents nothing about you.
englishartifact: Your Magnum Opus
Your highest-scored repo is a school essay about food with Spotify iframes and a README that just says 'englishartifact'. It has your profile's only star — congratulations, someone appreciated your lunch opinions.
Hardcoded Credentials in LANOSDB
LANOSDB ships with hardcoded credentials baked in. In 2020. The MERN stack deserved better than this. So did your future employers googling your GitHub.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight32F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
339 active days
Language distribution
- Python62%
- C++19%
- JavaScript13%
- MDX4%
- HTML1%
- CSS0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
15
Joined GitHub
Jan 2016
05 · Top repos
vikranthkeerthipati /
englishartifact
A React-based educational essay site on food, culture, and identity with embedded media. Minimal stars, personal project scope, and thin documentation limit impact; untyped JavaScript and lack of tests/CI hold back quality despite reasonable visual structure.
vikranthkeerthipati /
LANOSDB
Early-stage MERN volunteer platform with minimal structure, no tests, bare README, hardcoded credentials, and sparse git history (24 commits over 2 weeks in 2020). Functional but lacks production-readiness.
vikranthkeerthipati /
docs
Unmodified Mintlify starter kit boilerplate created 2024-12-19 with single commit. No meaningful customization, no owner contribution, zero engagement metrics. Pure template scaffold.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 12, 2016Joined GitHub
- Oct 31, 2020Created LANOSDB — Creating volunteer opportunities through MongoDB.
- Nov 6, 2020Created englishartifact
- Dec 19, 2024Created docs
- Dec 19, 2024Most recent push to docs
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.