01 · Roasts
10-Minute Abandonment Champion
Smart-Glasses was created and last pushed on the same day within a 10-minute window. That's not a project — that's a file dump with a dramatic name.
README Says One Thing, Code Does Another
Smart-Glasses README proudly lists 'wikipedia' and 'requests' as dependencies. The code never imports either. Your docs and your code are living parallel lives.
251 Commits, 86% Solo
You committed 251 times this year, almost entirely alone, with 0 external PRs and 0 issues filed anywhere. GitHub is your private diary at this point.
Stars? That's Between You and Your 2 Followers
4 total stars across 12 repos, 2 followers, and a follower-to-following ratio of 1:1. The audience for your work is precisely: you, and someone you followed back.
Infrastructure Overkill, README Underkill
portfolio_website has Helm charts, topology spread constraints, cert-manager Ingress, and liveness probes — but the README is literally one sentence. You architected a spacecraft and wrote a Post-it note for the manual.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
96 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript46%
- Python26%
- Vue12%
- HCL9%
- CSS1%
- JavaScript1%
- Other5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
251
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Jul 2024
05 · Top repos
vishvesh11 /
portfolio_website
Personal portfolio website built with Next.js, TypeScript, and Kubernetes deployment. Well-structured with CI/CD and infrastructure-as-code, but thin README and zero external adoption.
vishvesh11 /
homelab-k3s
Personal homelab infrastructure-as-code project using Terraform and Ansible to provision a K3s cluster across Proxmox/OCI with Headscale VPN mesh. Well-documented with working code, typed language (HCL), and structured layout, but no tests, CI, or public usage signals.
vishvesh11 /
Smart-Glasses
One-shot voice assistant experiment dumped in 10 days with minimal structure, no tests/CI/types, unstable code paths, and mismatched README claims. Prototype-stage only.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 26, 2024Joined GitHub
- Mar 28, 2024Created Smart-Glasses — Blind Assist Glasses using raspberrypi
- Jun 7, 2025Created portfolio_website — this is my portfolio website
- Apr 18, 2026Created homelab-k3s — K3s distributed cluster setup with Headscale VPN mesh
- Apr 18, 2026Most recent push to homelab-k3s
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.