01 · Roasts
Vacation-Mode Architect
crappy-adk was born out of boredom on vacation — and it shows in the commit history: 30 commits in 6 weeks, then radio silence. Great side-quest energy, zero follow-through.
2-Star Millionaire
totalStars=2, totalForks=0 across 20 public repos. Both stars are on image-gen-mcp, which you built in 2 days. Quantity does not equal gravity.
Solo Artist, No Audience
soloPct=98%, followers=2, totalPRsYear=0. You're essentially coding in a soundproof room. GitHub is a social network — try using it like one.
45% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio=0.45 means nearly half your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio — that's a digital attic.
The Burst Baller
image-gen-mcp: 7 commits, 2 days, shipped. voxvim: 5 commits, 1 day, abandoned. crappy-adk: 30 commits, 6 weeks, gone quiet. You build fast and vanish faster.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
217 active days
Language distribution
- Go37%
- Java23%
- JavaScript17%
- Jupyter Notebook9%
- C++5%
- Python4%
- Other5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
130
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Mar 2021
05 · Top repos
vitaliiPsl /
image-gen-mcp
Go MCP server bridging Gemini image generation to Claude; typed, structured, well-documented with design.md and ARCHITECTURE.md, but brand new (2 days old, 7 commits), no tests or CI, minimal adoption.
vitaliiPsl /
crappy-adk
Go-based agent development kit with ReAct loop, multi-provider LLM support (OpenAI, Anthropic, Google), tools, hooks, and middleware. Typed, tested, documented with ~1.3MB codebase built over ~6 weeks, but limited adoption (0 stars).
vitaliiPsl /
voxvim
Young video transcription app (2 days old, 5 of 30 commits shown) with TypeScript React client and Flask backend. No README, tests, CI, license, or documentation; hardcoded localhost:5000 endpoint limits usability.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 20, 2021Joined GitHub
- Aug 9, 2024Created voxvim
- Dec 31, 2025Created image-gen-mcp — A Model Context Protocol (MCP) server that provides AI image generation using Google's Gemini API
- Mar 11, 2026Created crappy-adk — Just a crappy agent development kit
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to crappy-adk
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.