01 · Roasts
21 Commits, 52 Weeks
Your entire year of GitHub activity fits in a single tweet thread. 21 commits across 52 weeks means you averaged one commit every 2.5 weeks — that's not a development cadence, that's a geological epoch.
Hackathon Hero, Graveyard Builder
AI-Trading-Agent: 30 commits in 19 days. Every other repo: crickets. You clearly *can* ship fast — you just choose not to, except when a deadline is threatening your sleep.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Watchers
Across 13 public repos, not a single star. Your repos exist in a parallel universe where GitHub has no users. Even bots haven't found you yet.
Tests? We Don't Do That Here
HAS_TESTS=no across every single reviewed repo. You're writing Solidity smart contracts that handle financial transactions, an LLM trading agent, and BERT fine-tuning — all completely untested. Boldness or hubris? The market will decide.
Cambridge Engineer, Zero Followers
Merit Master + First Class BA from Cambridge in the bio, but 2 followers (and you follow zero people back). The prestige is there; the network effect has not arrived. Academia prepared you for everything except GitHub social dynamics.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
14 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook39%
- Python30%
- TypeScript9%
- C++7%
- Svelte4%
- Solidity4%
- Other7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
21
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Oct 2024
05 · Top repos
vladflorinfilip /
AI-Trading-Agent
Lablab.ai hackathon AI trading agent combining Gemini/Mistral with Kraken CLI, FastAPI backend, SvelteKit dashboard, and optional ERC-8004 on-chain identity—non-trivial scope with meaningful LLM integration and Web3 components, but nascent project (30 commits in ~3 weeks) with limited adoption.
vladflorinfilip /
Sentiment-Analysis-Classifier
Educational sentiment analysis project implementing LSTM and Naive Bayes classifiers with word embeddings (Word2Vec, GloVe) and BERT variants. No external adoption signals; personal portfolio work with solid typed/documented code structure.
vladflorinfilip /
PINNs-2D-Heat-Equation
Personal experimental project comparing finite difference and PINN solvers for 2D heat equation. Typed Python (PINN) and Rust (FD) implementations with README and structured codebase, but incomplete code, no tests/CI, and nascent development across ~2 months.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 7, 2024Joined GitHub
- Jan 18, 2025Created Sentiment-Analysis-Classifier — A Machine Learning algorithm for sentiment analysis of movie reviews. Two models trained using LTSM Neural Networks and Naive Bayesian for comparisons. Dataset from IBMD containing
- Oct 4, 2025Created PINNs-2D-Heat-Equation — This project compares two approaches to solving the 2D heat equation: (1) Finite difference solver with explicit time stepping; and (2) Physics-Informed Neural Network that learns
- Mar 24, 2026Created AI-Trading-Agent — Lablab.ai hackathon using Kraken CLI, Google Cloud Vertex (Gemini 3 Flash), and ERC-8007 (potentially) to develop an trading agents.
- Apr 12, 2026Most recent push to AI-Trading-Agent
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.