01 · Roasts
Commit Vampire
727 commits in a year but the heatmap looks like someone spilled ink on the last quarter and left the rest bone-dry. Consistency is apparently seasonal.
Test-Free Zone
Zero repos with HAS_TESTS=yes across every single scored project. You're writing thread pools, autograd engines, and compilers — but apparently unit tests are a myth you've only heard rumors about.
The 94% Python Problem
langPcts says 94% Python on a profile whose showpiece repos are all in C and C++. The Python clearly lives somewhere dark and unlabeled, doing work nobody can see.
Academic Speedrun
Multithreaded-Chat-Application: assignment. langproc-lab: assignment. Custom-ML-Library: tutorial replication. GitHub profile or coursework portfolio — the line is blurry.
1 Follower (Probably You)
16 PRs sent out this year but only 1 follower to show for it. You're contributing to other people's code while your own profile has the social footprint of a 404 page.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
95 active days
Language distribution
- Python94%
- C++2%
- JavaScript1%
- C1%
- Cython0%
- TypeScript0%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
29
Commits
last 12 months
727
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Jul 2019
05 · Top repos
vortexisalpha /
langproc-lab
Educational compiler lab for Imperial College's Compilers module (3 exercises: lexers, parsers, codegen). Typed C++, structured multi-file layout with AST classes, clear specifications, but no tests, CI, or license. ~18 days old with ~30 commits across three distinct exercise modules.
vortexisalpha /
Multithreaded-Chat-Application
University assignment: multithreaded UDP chat server/client in C with reader-writer locks, thread pools, and command handling. Typed structures, documented, but lacks tests and CI.
vortexisalpha /
nvim-config
Personal Neovim configuration with 17 commits over 3 days. Minimal README ("my neovim config"), untyped Lua, sparse inline documentation, but functional setup with integrated plugins (telescope, treesitter, LSP).
vortexisalpha /
Custom-ML-Library
Early-stage C++ autograd library with basic Value, Neuron, and activation classes. No tests, CI, docs, or license. Thin scope (~5 KB), minimal commits over ~1 month suggests a learning project.
vortexisalpha /
Data-Structures-and-Algorithms
Unpolished collection of ~30 LeetCode problem solutions with no README, tests, CI, or documentation; some solutions contain bugs (e.g., bisect.insort used without import) and lack Polish typical of portfolio-quality code.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 22, 2019Joined GitHub
- Nov 11, 2025Created Multithreaded-Chat-Application
- Nov 16, 2025Created Data-Structures-and-Algorithms
- Jan 18, 2026Created langproc-lab — Compiler laboratory repository for Instruction Architectures and Compilers module at Imperial College London
- Jan 27, 2026Created nvim-config — My neovim config, all custom from scratch
- Feb 17, 2026Created Custom-ML-Library
- Apr 13, 2026Most recent push to Multithreaded-Chat-Application
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.