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vortexisalpha

Josh Hirschkorn

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Commit Vampire

727 commits in a year but the heatmap looks like someone spilled ink on the last quarter and left the rest bone-dry. Consistency is apparently seasonal.

Test-Free Zone

Zero repos with HAS_TESTS=yes across every single scored project. You're writing thread pools, autograd engines, and compilers — but apparently unit tests are a myth you've only heard rumors about.

The 94% Python Problem

langPcts says 94% Python on a profile whose showpiece repos are all in C and C++. The Python clearly lives somewhere dark and unlabeled, doing work nobody can see.

Academic Speedrun

Multithreaded-Chat-Application: assignment. langproc-lab: assignment. Custom-ML-Library: tutorial replication. GitHub profile or coursework portfolio — the line is blurry.

1 Follower (Probably You)

16 PRs sent out this year but only 1 follower to show for it. You're contributing to other people's code while your own profile has the social footprint of a 404 page.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    60C
  • Quality
    20% weight
    36F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    55D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    45D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

95 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Python94%
  • C++2%
  • JavaScript1%
  • C1%
  • Cython0%
  • TypeScript0%
  • Other2%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

29

Commits

last 12 months

727

Followers

1

Joined GitHub

Jul 2019

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jul 22, 2019
    Joined GitHub
  2. Nov 11, 2025
    Created Multithreaded-Chat-Application
  3. Nov 16, 2025
    Created Data-Structures-and-Algorithms
  4. Jan 18, 2026
    Created langproc-lab — Compiler laboratory repository for Instruction Architectures and Compilers module at Imperial College London
  5. Jan 27, 2026
    Created nvim-config — My neovim config, all custom from scratch
  6. Feb 17, 2026
    Created Custom-ML-Library
  7. Apr 13, 2026
    Most recent push to Multithreaded-Chat-Application

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total42.0
Top-end curve+1.1
Final overall43.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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