01 · Roasts
The Test Vacuum
7 repos analyzed. HAS_TESTS=no across every single one. Not one pytest file, not one Jest spec. Viktor ships features into the void and trusts vibes for correctness.
Sprint-and-Ghost
nanoclaw-bridge: 10 commits in <24 hours. samantha_oe: 30 commits in ~33 minutes. The man codes in controlled explosions then disappears. CI would ruin the mystique.
License? What License?
Only 1 of 7 repos (nanoclaw-bridge) has a license. The rest exist in a legal grey zone where nobody can use, fork, or redistribute your zero-star projects anyway, so maybe it's fine.
Portfolio Repo With No Portfolio
vsharha/vsharha is a 10KB README that references VDrive, Fira, and Samantha OS — none of which live in this account. The shop window advertises products not in stock.
838 Commits, 1 Star
You put in 838 commits this year across a legitimately diverse stack (Python, TypeScript, C++), and the community returned exactly one star. The output-to-recognition ratio is mathematically brutal.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight30F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
208 active days
Language distribution
- Python37%
- TypeScript24%
- C++17%
- JavaScript10%
- CSS6%
- HTML2%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
28
Commits
last 12 months
838
Followers
5
Joined GitHub
Jul 2022
05 · Top repos
vsharha /
Wordle-International
A personal Wordle clone with 15-language support, built with Next.js, Redux, and Tailwind. Deployable and working (ships to Vercel), but remains a portfolio experiment with no stars/adoption.
vsharha /
samantha_oe
Personal AI assistant for terminal commands on openEuler OS using Qwen API. Clean architecture with typed Python, comprehensive documentation, and multiple tools for file/web operations. Hackathon submission with 30 commits over ~33 minutes (burst effort).
vsharha /
nanoclaw-bridge
Docker wrapper automating NanoClaw setup with LLM provider flexibility; thin but functional project with clear documentation, structured shell/Dockerfile layout, and 10 commits in ~1 day. No production adoption signals yet.
vsharha /
past-paper-grader
Python CLI for grading past exam papers using Gemini AI. Typed, documented, and modular with three functional modes; early-stage personal project with 19 commits in ~4 months but no tests, CI, or license.
vsharha /
notebooklm-sources
Personal Python utility for downloading course PDFs and uploading to Google NotebookLM, with hardcoded config for 4 University of Edinburgh courses. No README, no tests, no CI, minimal documentation.
vsharha /
vsharha
README-only portfolio stub with no actual code or project artifacts. 10KB empty scaffold created Oct 2025, last push Apr 2026, references external projects but contains zero implementable content.
vsharha /
pdf-to-md
Empty scaffold with minimal working code. One-day-old repo (created 2026-02-01, last push same day) with no README, no tests, no CI, no documentation, and only 2 source files totaling ~69 KB. Single commit in 30-day window represents an initial dump.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 17, 2022Joined GitHub
- Sep 20, 2025Created Wordle-International
- Oct 6, 2025Created vsharha
- Dec 6, 2025Created past-paper-grader
- Jan 30, 2026Created notebooklm-sources
- Feb 1, 2026Created pdf-to-md
- Feb 27, 2026Created samantha_oe — Edinburgh OpenEuler challenge 1st place winner (track 1)
- Mar 14, 2026Created nanoclaw-bridge — Run NanoClaw in Docker with any LLM provider via claude-code-proxy — no Anthropic key or Claude Code setup required
- Apr 23, 2026Most recent push to notebooklm-sources
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.