01 · Roasts
89% Museum Curator
A staleRepoRatio of 0.89 means 36 of your 41 repos are gathering digital dust. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site.
16 Commits/Year Club
16 public commits in the past year. That's roughly one commit every 23 days. Even your heatmap looks embarrassed — 35+ consecutive zero-activity weeks, including the last 25 straight.
Tests? Never Heard Of 'Em
All three scored repos have no test suite. You built a web server (Humphrey), a static site generator (Stuart), and a portfolio — and trusted vibes over coverage every single time.
Solo Act Since Day One
soloPct = 100. Not a single collaborator commit across any analyzed repo. It's impressive and slightly concerning that 242 stars were accumulated entirely without letting another human touch the keyboard.
Rust Maximalist
48% Rust and the two flagship projects are a Rust web server and a Rust SSG. At this point your portfolio site running *on* Stuart is just Rust all the way down.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight61C
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
20 active days
Language distribution
- Rust48%
- TypeScript32%
- Python7%
- SCSS5%
- HTML3%
- C#3%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
36
Commits
last 12 months
16
Followers
61
Joined GitHub
Nov 2019
05 · Top repos
w-henderson /
Humphrey
Humphrey is a modular, dependency-free Rust web server with CI/typed code, comprehensive docs (README + ARCHITECTURE.md + docs/ site), and 6 published crates. 38 stars, 2.5 years active development, ~30 commits across samples. Indie SaaS-adjacent: documented, multi-crate project with external visibility.
w-henderson /
Stuart
Typed Rust static site generator with CI/tests, modular architecture, and plugin support. 28 stars, active development (30 commits recent), but early-stage project with limited adoption.
w-henderson /
Portfolio
Personal portfolio and blog site showcasing the author's projects, built with Stuart SSG. Demonstrates craftsmanship through structured content management (content/projects.json, markdown blog posts) and clean templating, but has minimal reach (4 stars, no external adoption indicators).
06 · Timeline
- Nov 23, 2019Joined GitHub
- Jul 31, 2021Created Humphrey — 📡 A Performance-Focused, Dependency-Free Web Server with WebSockets and JSON.
- Aug 15, 2021Created Portfolio — ✍️ My personal blog, built with Stuart.
- Aug 21, 2022Created Stuart — ⚡ A Blazingly-Fast Static Site Generator, built with Rust.
- May 5, 2026Most recent push to Portfolio
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.