01 · Roasts
TypeScript Supremacist
88% TypeScript, 7% JavaScript, and a rounding error of everything else. You've discovered one language and decided the world doesn't need any others. Rust? Go? Never heard of them.
One-Day Dump Artist
vunchat: created 2026-07-09, last push 2026-07-09, 3 commits total, hardcoded PINs, zero README. At least put the coffee down before hitting 'git push'.
CI/CD? Never Heard of It
Zero CI pipelines across all 4 sampled repos. 5086 commits this year and not a single automated test run. You're basically a human CI server — and you're doing it manually.
0 Issues Opened, 0 Given
totalIssuesYear = 0. You follow 11 people, open zero issues, and have 612 followers staring at you. Parasocial influence without the receipts.
Stale Repo Hoarder
42% of your 165 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's 69 abandoned graveyards sitting on your profile. Marie Kondo would weep.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight63C
- Consistency20% weight85A
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight60C
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
319 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript88%
- JavaScript7%
- CSS2%
- Python1%
- Astro1%
- SCSS0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
84
Commits
last 12 months
5,086
Followers
612
Joined GitHub
Aug 2019
05 · Top repos
xt42io /
aeroplane
Self-hosted deployment control plane written in TypeScript with Docker/Caddy orchestration, GitHub integration, database management (PostgreSQL/Redis/MongoDB), and a React dashboard. ~2MB codebase spanning 264 stars with production-like features.
xt42io /
akinkunmi.dev
Personal portfolio website with Astro, React, TypeScript, and multi-platform music tracking (Chrome, Android). Shows structured development with Convex backend, guestbook, and reactions features, though primary purpose is portfolio/demo.
xt42io /
hono-test
Minimal tutorial-style Hono starter app with a single endpoint, typed TypeScript setup, but essentially a throwaway learning project with no tests, CI, or meaningful documentation beyond install/run commands.
xt42io /
vunchat
Minimal Express chat API scaffold with 2 stars, created and pushed same day, untyped JavaScript, no tests/CI/docs/license. Single server.js file demonstrates basic REST endpoints but lacks production readiness, security hardening, and architectural depth.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 24, 2019Joined GitHub
- Aug 30, 2024Created akinkunmi.dev — My website.
- May 20, 2026Created hono-test
- May 23, 2026Created aeroplane — Deploy apps and databases on your own server.
- Jul 9, 2026Created vunchat
- Aug 2, 2026Most recent push to aeroplane
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.