01 · Roasts
Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio = 1.0 — a perfect score, in the worst possible way. Every single one of your 31 public repos is abandoned. You didn't just ghost your projects; you ghosted the entire platform.
The One-Sprint Wonder
sde is your magnum opus: 13 commits squeezed into 28 days then never touched again. Even your best work has the lifespan of a houseplant you forgot to water.
Shell-Only Developer
Shell 49%, Dockerfile 31%, Vim Script 20%. Your entire public footprint is configuring the environment you write code in. The code itself remains a mystery.
Commit Drought
totalCommitsYear = 0. The heatmap shows you were cooking back in the day, but the last 6 weeks are a void. Your GitHub is basically a museum exhibit at this point.
Almost a Portfolio
java-dev was created and last pushed within the same *second* in 2018. That's not a project — that's an accidental click. mocha-labeller has a license but no code. Bold strategy.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight22F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
221 active days
Language distribution
- Shell49%
- Dockerfile31%
- Vim Script20%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
15
Joined GitHub
Mar 2012
05 · Top repos
yahuio /
sde
Personal Docker-based shell development environment with tmux, zsh, neovim, and Go setup. Minimal scope (18 KB), ~13 commits over 4 weeks, no tests/CI, but functional and documented.
yahuio /
java-dev
Empty personal notes repository with minimal README, no source files, and single commit. Created and abandoned same day in 2018.
yahuio /
mocha-labeller
Minimal placeholder repo: 1KB size, single commit, 5-year-old stub with only MIT license and two-line README, no source files or tests shipped.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 6, 2012Joined GitHub
- Aug 2, 2018Created mocha-labeller — Utility for mocha
- Oct 5, 2018Created java-dev — My Java Development notes
- Apr 3, 2021Created sde — personal pre-configured shell development environment
- May 1, 2021Most recent push to sde
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.