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yfrancis

Francis

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Time Capsule Developer

Your most recent push is from September 10, 2013 — a date so far in the past that your GitHub profile qualifies as a historical artifact. The heatmap is 52 weeks of pure zeros.

The Jailbreak Relic

97% Objective-C, 3% Logos, and 0% anything invented after 2013. You were building for the Cydia ecosystem before most developers knew what a smartphone was, and then just... stopped.

README Overachiever (Sort Of)

gremlin has a proper README, a GPL license, AND names 4 real products using it. Meanwhile keylord's README is literally 27 characters. That's less text than this roast's label.

Test-Free Since '09

Zero tests across every single repo. Not one. gremlin has GRTaskQueue, GRResource locks, and IPC concurrency — and not a single test file to prove any of it works.

93 Followers, 0 Commits This Year

You have 93 followers watching an account that hasn't produced a commit in over a decade. They came for the jailbreak era and stayed for the nostalgia.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    40D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    43D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

4 langs
  • Objective-C97%
  • Logos3%
  • Shell0%
  • Ruby0%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

3

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

93

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 24, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Sep 18, 2012
    Created keylord — A custom keyboard loader for iOS 5+
  3. Sep 22, 2012
    Created gremlin — Media import framework for iOS
  4. Sep 10, 2013
    Created DCIntrospect
  5. Sep 10, 2013
    Most recent push to DCIntrospect

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total42.1
Top-end curve+1.2
Final overall43.3

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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