01 · Roasts
Time Capsule Developer
Your most recent push is from September 10, 2013 — a date so far in the past that your GitHub profile qualifies as a historical artifact. The heatmap is 52 weeks of pure zeros.
The Jailbreak Relic
97% Objective-C, 3% Logos, and 0% anything invented after 2013. You were building for the Cydia ecosystem before most developers knew what a smartphone was, and then just... stopped.
README Overachiever (Sort Of)
gremlin has a proper README, a GPL license, AND names 4 real products using it. Meanwhile keylord's README is literally 27 characters. That's less text than this roast's label.
Test-Free Since '09
Zero tests across every single repo. Not one. gremlin has GRTaskQueue, GRResource locks, and IPC concurrency — and not a single test file to prove any of it works.
93 Followers, 0 Commits This Year
You have 93 followers watching an account that hasn't produced a commit in over a decade. They came for the jailbreak era and stayed for the nostalgia.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight43D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Objective-C97%
- Logos3%
- Shell0%
- Ruby0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
93
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
yfrancis /
gremlin
Objective-C iOS media import framework with plugin architecture, used in named products (Celeste, iFile, YourTube). Typed, documented, structured multi-file layout, but no tests/CI and 2013 last push limits evidence of active maintenance.
yfrancis /
DCIntrospect
iOS UIKit debugging tool with clear README, typed Objective-C, and structured layout. Single-day creation (Sep 2013) with minimal commits; personal utility project, not widely adopted.
yfrancis /
keylord
One-off iOS keyboard loader with minimal documentation and no active development since 2012; no tests, CI, or substantial codebase.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 24, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 18, 2012Created keylord — A custom keyboard loader for iOS 5+
- Sep 22, 2012Created gremlin — Media import framework for iOS
- Sep 10, 2013Created DCIntrospect
- Sep 10, 2013Most recent push to DCIntrospect
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.