01 · Roasts
The 12-Minute Committer
siam-mathworks-m3-2026 has 3 of its commits crammed into a single 12-minute window on the day it was created. That's not version control — that's a drag-and-drop with extra steps.
100% Solo, 0% Noticed
soloPct = 100, followers = 8, stars = 0 across every repo. You've been coding in a hermetically sealed bubble. Even your portfolio site hasn't been starred — not even by yourself.
PDF Pusher
Your highest-commit repo in 2026 is a math competition entry where no source code files were even sampled — it's 570 KB of presumably PDFs. GitHub is a code host, not a file cabinet.
Test-Free Zone
HAS_TESTS=no across every single repo. Not one test file in sight. Your portfolio site uses Three.js and Framer Motion but apparently the vibe check is the only QA process.
Heatmap Desertification
Of 52 weeks on your heatmap, at least 30 are completely empty. Activity is clustered in ~4-week bursts then total silence. Consistency score of 30 is doing you a favour.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight30F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
45 active days
Language distribution
- Python34%
- HTML28%
- JavaScript17%
- TypeScript12%
- CSS9%
- Mako0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
14
Commits
last 12 months
114
Followers
8
Joined GitHub
Aug 2023
05 · Top repos
yousuf-shahzad /
yousuf.sh-source
Personal portfolio website built with React, Framer Motion, and Three.js. Clean component architecture, responsive design, and modern animations. No tests/CI, but structured layout and documented via README. Active project with recent pushes, suitable for early-career showcase.
yousuf-shahzad /
yousuf-shahzad
A GitHub profile README showcase with no functional code—just personal branding with tech badges and social links. 34 KB, 12 recent commits, no tests/CI/license.
yousuf-shahzad /
siam-mathworks-m3-2026
High school math competition submission with README describing a problem statement on online gambling modeling. No source code files sampled, no tests, CI, or license. 3 of last 30 commits in 12 minutes suggests initial dump.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 14, 2023Joined GitHub
- Aug 14, 2023Created yousuf-shahzad — github readme layout
- Nov 25, 2024Created yousuf.sh-source — The source code for my personal/portfolio website, yousuf.sh.
- Apr 23, 2026Created siam-mathworks-m3-2026 — Our solutions for the SIAM Mathworks M3 Modelling Challenge 2026 Competition
- Apr 23, 2026Most recent push to siam-mathworks-m3-2026
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.