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zeevox

Timothy Langer

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Burst Coder

64 commits in a year, nearly all crammed into 7 weeks then radio silence for 45+ weeks. Your heatmap looks like someone sneezed on the first page and left the rest blank.

School Project Hoarder

Two of your three scored repos are school assignments (A-Level NEA, university coursework vibes). Ocquarium is the only thing that made it to the Play Store — the bar you set for yourself is 'Easter Egg backport'.

Test-Phobic

Zero tests across all three repos. You've got Spring physics, autocorrelation algorithms, and pathfinding logic — all completely unverified. Bravery or recklessness? The heatmap suggests neither.

Graveyard Maintainer

staleRepoRatio of 0.67 — two-thirds of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. At least the octopus is still alive (barely, last seen March 2025).

1 PR Year

1 external PR in the past year. You've been on GitHub since 2014 — that's over a decade — and you've contributed to other people's code roughly once per 365 days. Community engagement speedrun.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    46D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    62C
  • Depth
    15% weight
    65C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

24 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Java29%
  • Python23%
  • C#13%
  • TeX9%
  • Kotlin6%
  • C4%
  • Other16%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

15

Commits

last 12 months

64

Followers

54

Joined GitHub

Aug 2014

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Aug 7, 2014
    Joined GitHub
  2. Oct 19, 2017
    Created Ocquarium — Android Oreo 8.0 Easter Egg - Backported to Lollipop
  3. Jun 22, 2021
    Created animated-london-tube — Using the London Underground to explain pathfinding algorithms visually
  4. Sep 7, 2021
    Created nearow — Smartphone-based tracking of rowing training
  5. Mar 6, 2025
    Most recent push to Ocquarium

07 · Compare

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zeevox · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total55.1
Top-end curve+3.9
Final overall59.0

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
zeevox · 59.0/100 — Rate My GitHub