01 · Roasts
Heatmap? What Heatmap?
49 of 52 weeks are completely dark. Your entire year of GitHub activity is one 11-day zmud sprint in April. That's not coding — that's a cameo appearance.
Netscape Archaeologist
Your most-starred repo (92 ⭐) is a source dump of a browser that died in 2001. You didn't build it, you just uploaded it. The stars are for the history lesson, not your engineering.
92% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio = 0.92 — nearly every repo you own hasn't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital cemetery.
Zero External Footprint
0 PRs, 0 issues filed this year. You've been on GitHub since 2009 — that's 15+ years — and left no fingerprints on anyone else's code whatsoever.
License? Never Heard of Her
lorm's setup.py claims MIT but there's no LICENSE file. That's not open source, that's legally ambiguous abandonware with extra steps.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
12 active days
Language distribution
- C++51%
- C39%
- CSS2%
- Java2%
- HTML2%
- Go1%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
67
Followers
39
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
zii /
zmud
Specialized MUD translation terminal in Go with AI assistant, scripting engine, and trigger system. Typed Go codebase with structured multi-file layout, comprehensive README, and test suite, but 0 stars, no license, no CI/CD, and unknown production adoption.
zii /
lorm
Lightweight MySQL ORM with connection pooling and Django-style lookups. Untyped Python, no tests/CI, but functional library with clear examples and 4-year development history (30 commits across 2016-2020).
zii /
netscape
Historical mirror of Netscape 5.0 source code (20.5MB C++ codebase, last updated 2022). No README, tests, CI, or modern documentation; primarily archival value with minimal active maintenance.
06 · Timeline
- May 7, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 14, 2016Created lorm — A light weight python mysql client library.
- Apr 30, 2018Created netscape — Mirror of Netscape 5.0 source code
- Apr 16, 2026Created zmud — 一款专为 MUD 游戏打造的智能翻译终端, 帮中国玩家跨越语言障碍, 玩转英文Mud.
- Apr 27, 2026Most recent push to zmud
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.