01 · Roasts
Sprint God, Maintenance Ghost
You built ding — Go binary, ARCHITECTURE.md, 5 test files, brew tap — in 36 days. Then proceeded to dump devrel-daemon as a single commit in under 60 seconds and walk away. Pick a lane: craftsman or chaos agent.
43% Graveyard Ratio
Nearly half your 104 repos haven't been touched in 2 years. That's not a portfolio, that's a landfill with good documentation on the top layer.
0 Issues Filed, 93 PRs Shipped
You opened zero issues this year but submitted 93 PRs. You're a builder who never complains — or someone who fixes bugs before filing them, which is either admirable or suspicious.
railway-postgres-exporter-mIy_
That repo name has a randomly generated suffix in it. You didn't even rename it. It has one button in the README. This is the digital equivalent of leaving a box in the hallway and calling it moved.
remove-markdown Carries the Whole Team
368 stars on one library from years ago is doing the heavy lifting while your 2026 projects collectively have 4 stars. The portfolio's batting average is being carried by a pinch hitter who hasn't played in seasons.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight68C
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
113 active days
Language distribution
- Go34%
- TypeScript25%
- Astro18%
- JavaScript4%
- Shell4%
- C++2%
- Other13%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
74
Commits
last 12 months
380
Followers
54
Joined GitHub
Mar 2018
05 · Top repos
zuchka /
remove-markdown
Mature Node.js utility library (368 stars) for stripping Markdown from text. Well-maintained with TypeScript definitions, comprehensive test suite, CI/CD, and clear documentation. Used in production tooling for excerpt generation.
zuchka /
ding
DING: in-process alerting for ephemeral compute. Single Go binary wraps commands, evaluates rules on JSON/Prometheus events in real-time, fires alerts to Slack/webhook/GitHub Actions. Shipped with tests, CI, typed code, comprehensive docs (README, ARCHITECTURE.md, DESIGN.md).
zuchka /
ding-k8s-job
Helm chart wrapping Kubernetes Jobs/CronJobs with embedded DING alerting. Well-structured, typed schema validation, comprehensive tests, and CI—shipping non-trivial production-ready tooling with strong documentation and clear module boundaries.
zuchka /
devi
A personal PR digest tool fetching merged PRs, filtering noise, generating social copy via Claude, and posting to Slack/Buffer. Typed JavaScript, documented via design.md and ARCHITECTURE.md, has tests (node:test) but no CI. Single-week burst project (21 commits in 2 days).
zuchka /
obsidian-mcp
MCP server wrapping Obsidian CLI to expose 24 tools for vault interaction; fresh TypeScript project with tests, CI, and proper documentation but zero adoption and minimal git history (13 commits in 2 days).
zuchka /
fing
Young Go event router with jq-based filtering and webhook forwarding. Well-structured, typed, and tested; clear CLI and HTTP API. Launched 2026-03-29, 2 recent commits, 1 star—experimental personal project.
zuchka /
ding-action
GitHub Actions wrapper for DING alerting tool. Very early-stage project (3 days old, 4 commits) with no production adoption (0 stars/forks), untyped bash implementation, no tests or CI. Clear documentation and functional action.yml, but too new and narrow in scope for significant impact.
zuchka /
railway-prometheus
Minimal one-click Railway deployment template for Prometheus. 7 KB repo with only Dockerfile configuration, no tests/CI, low star adoption (6), and sparse commit history (12 of 30). Personal template project.
zuchka /
homebrew-tap
Minimal homebrew tap scaffold with nearly empty README, no tests, CI, license, or gitignore. Only 7 commits over ~1 month on a 6 KB repo suggests early-stage experimentation.
zuchka /
devrel-daemon
Go daemon for monitoring social media accounts (Twitter, LinkedIn, YouTube) and posting to Slack. Created and pushed same day (2026-03-31) with only 1 commit. No README, tests, CI, or license. 12KB codebase with working but minimally documented code.
zuchka /
railway-postgres-exporter-mIy_
Minimal Dockerfile scaffold with Railway deployment template button; no source code, tests, or functional implementation visible. Created and last pushed same day with only 4 commits.
zuchka /
ding-action-test
Empty test scaffold with CI workflow; 1KB repo, 2 commits in 45 seconds, no README, tests, or meaningful code.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 7, 2018Joined GitHub
- Feb 15, 2015Created remove-markdown — Strip Markdown stuff from text
- Sep 14, 2023Created railway-prometheus — one-click deployment of Prometheus to Railway
- Mar 23, 2026Created ding — Alerts that ships with your workload, not next to it. No agents. No dashboards. No cloud. No SaaS.
- Mar 23, 2026Created homebrew-tap
- Mar 29, 2026Created fing
- Mar 31, 2026Created devrel-daemon
- Apr 8, 2026Created devi — a devrel assistant
- Apr 12, 2026Created obsidian-mcp
- Apr 16, 2026Created railway-postgres-exporter-mIy_
- Apr 25, 2026Created ding-action
- Apr 25, 2026Created ding-action-test
- Apr 27, 2026Created ding-k8s-job — Helm chart for running Kubernetes Jobs and CronJobs with embedded DING alerting
- Apr 28, 2026Most recent push to ding
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.